Saturday, Dec 5 Haus of Joon: HVMZA (with Ardeshir and Shnkr)

Haus of Joon is a party at Somewhere Nowhere NYC in Chelsea, Manhattan on Saturday, December 5, 2026. Doors 11pm, ends 4am the next morning. 21+ with ID. Tickets from $40 on DICE when checked Nov 5, 2026.

21+

Doors: 11pm · ends 4am (next morning)
Venue: Somewhere Nowhere NYC, Chelsea
Address: 112 W 25th St, New York, NY 10001
Price: From $40 (lowest DICE ticket incl. fees, seen Nov 5, 2026)
Presented by: Somewhere Nowhere

Tickets from $40 on DICE

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About the party

Somewhere Nowhere and Haus of Joon present HVMZA, with Ardeshir and Shnkr, on Saturday, December 5, from 11 PM to 4 AM at Somewhere Nowhere on West 25th Street in Chelsea.

What to expect

A late Saturday at a Chelsea venue with its own dress code and house rules. My take: for people who know the Haus of Joon parties or the billed DJs; the listing does not describe the sound.

Music and lineup

Billed: HVMZA, with Ardeshir and Shnkr. No genre or set times are stated.

Listed on DICE: HVMZA, ARDESHIR AZARI.

Before you go

DICE lists 11 PM to 4 AM and an age limit of 21+. Somewhere Nowhere says there is no re-entry and no refunds, and points to its FAQ for the dress code and house rules; we did not read that FAQ, so the dress code is not confirmed here. Coat check, accessibility and nearest subway are not confirmed.

Refunds (DICE): No DICE refund window is enabled on this listing.
Refunds (Venue (Somewhere Nowhere)): No refunds.

Before the party: happy hours nearby

Happy hours within a short walk of Somewhere Nowhere NYC that run on Saturday before doors, with the deal as published.

Glass Ceiling Rooftop · 5 min walk
Martinis (espresso, dirty, cosmo) $15 · Classic cocktails (margarita, old fashioned, seasonal spritz, paloma, mule) $10 · 4:30pm–6pm
Boqueria Spanish Tapas · 6 min walk
Mini classic or dirty martini $8 · Mini espresso martini $9 · 4pm–6pm
John Doe Craft Bar & Kitchen · 6 min walk
oysters $1 · 11am–8pm

Questions

Who is playing?

HVMZA, with Ardeshir and Shnkr.

Can I leave and come back?

No. The venue says there is no re-entry.

Is there a dress code?

The venue refers to a dress code in its FAQ. The details are not confirmed here.

Where is Haus of Joon?

At Somewhere Nowhere NYC, 112 W 25th St, New York, NY 10001 (Chelsea).

How much are tickets?

From $40 including fees on DICE when we checked on Nov 5, 2026. Prices rise as tiers sell out.

Is there a happy hour near Somewhere Nowhere NYC before the party?

Yes: Glass Ceiling Rooftop (Martinis (espresso, dirty, cosmo) $15 · Classic cocktails (margarita, old fashioned, seasonal spritz, paloma, mule) $10, 5 min walk); Boqueria Spanish Tapas (Mini classic or dirty martini $8 · Mini espresso martini $9, 6 min walk); John Doe Craft Bar & Kitchen (oysters $1, 6 min walk), on Saturdays before doors, as published by each bar.

What else is on in NYC that night?

16 other parties are listed for Saturday, Dec 5, including Suave Saturdays (Latin-Inspired Sunset Party) at Somewhere Nowhere NYC; Above(Ten) After Dark At 1 Hotel at 1 Hotel Brooklyn Bridge; Snow Ball: Eelke Kleijn LIVE! at House of Yes.

What else is on at Somewhere Nowhere NYC?

Eddie Deville [Birthday DJ Set], Fri, Nov 6; Haus of Joon: Jad Halal, Ardeshir and Moteh b2b Armeezy, Sat, Nov 7; Loco Carnaval: Lohrasp Kansara, J Salazar, Louis Balleta, Rachel Greco, Sun, Nov 8. All of its nights are on the Somewhere Nowhere NYC page.

How do I get home from Somewhere Nowhere NYC?

The New York subway runs all night, with fewer trains after midnight; check the MTA app for weekend changes. Yellow cabs and ride apps work across Manhattan; the night is listed to end at 4am the next morning.